Vintage wood lust inspires guitar makers to empty their pockets, and chip in to buy wood they can’t afford.

Documentary film makers capture the story and exploit the facts to an underwhelmed audience who brave high winds and un-seasonably cold weather to support their narcissist friends, while drinking wine made by spin doctor vintners who seized the opportunity to exploit a self aggrandized Rock ‘n Roll tragedy narrative in order to maximize collector value and profits of fortified wine.